December 2011
27 posts
Mac vs. PC
shitmystudentswrite:
PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.
*headdesk*
I have no hope for the future. also, this kid needs to watch less TV.
“The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of...”
– Chris Sims, Ask Chris #81 (via ragnell)
jamesurbaniak:
“A funny woman, no matter how conventionally lovely, generally has to accept that she’ll also be perceived as a little bit funny looking. When she gets a laugh, she risks subliminally conveying the message that she’s making up for some hidden deficiency, that she’s sad or irreparably broken.”
-Meghan Daum, Christopher Hitchens Gets the Last Laugh, L.A. Times
Totally,...
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
Yep. That.
21 Habits of Happy People →
thelittlesea:
1. Appreciate Life
Be thankful that you woke up alive each morning. Develop a childlike sense of wonder towards life. Focus on the beauty of every living thing. Make the most of each day. Don’t take anything for granted. Don’t sweat the small stuff. 2. Choose Friends Wisely Surround yourself with happy, positive people who share your values and goals. Friends that have the same...
Reverse drip moons?
eyedie:
“The noise was deafening, and no one could have heard me anyway as I let out my...”
– Harry Dresden (via angerismyshieldandsword)
Hah! I’d get lynched in this town…